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A baroness looks at the Mona Lisa and sees her newborn baby in the background.

By looking at a fireplace, a medieval sorcerer can turn stone into moonstones.

By looking at a fireplace, a medieval sorcerer can turn stone into moonstones.

A ghoul and an archbishop are fighting over custody of their children.

A paperweight whispers to a mathematician: 'I feel so depressed.'